7eyeddemongirl:

its all very sexy of us ladies to realize just how fucking angry we all are

disconymph:

my cat in the front room staring at mysterious spirits that cannot be acknowledged by the human eye

Anonymous asked: you fuckinng dumbasses are wearing glasses during sex?

newtgeiszler:

hyrude:

am i expected to find the g spot by echolocation? 

you looking inside the pussy with your eyes? you crawling in there like antman?

synqra:

worldsworstfather:

worldsworstfather:

like im a loser but im cooler and sexier than all of you

people on this site are out here making headcanons about the founding fathers’ sexualities and writing essay-length callout posts over shipping drama. me??? i’m just a dumbass who minds my own business and i honestly think that’s very sexy of me

proto-homo:

All my ladies who impulse buy to feel alive, make some noise!!!!

Anonymous asked: thoughts?

trevenant:

None, ever

smorzando:

ds.h_

tokoshi:

my 2019 resolution is to live deliciously

celestia:

once i had a dream that my cat was working at mcdonalds w/ me and she had a lil uniform and she kept getting fur in the fries and everyone was yelling at me and saying “ur cat sucks on fries” and i was like “shes just a cat give her a break!” and i woke up crying